In truth, this list could easily extend to biblical proportions. But for the sake of brevity, i'll just offer up four things I've recently encountered that fit the bill. Such is the state of my mental discomfort over these things, that I can't even really write scathing commentary. Feel free to hit up the comments and give your best shot (or, hey, defend 'em if you feel inclined!).
1. Juicy Couture Monopoly (I recently saw this at TJ Maxx, but apparently, it was once worthy of Neiman's, shelves.)
2. Burger and Friends' high-waisted spandex "Pursuit Shorts" (No, I don't believe these are meant to be warn under clothes.)
3. Aristabrat Swarovski crystal pacifier (They're $120 each...only $10 more than the matching rattle.)
4. "Vajazzle" is now a word.
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