Wantables — Pump It Up (or, not)

Not only do I want these Jeffrey Campbell pumps, I also want to be the type of person who could rock them without feeling self-conscious about their anachronicity (late 80s hip-hop video, anyone?). And, I want to be able to actually walk around in them without a constant grimace of pain and the constant danger of falling.

But, if I see these in Loehmann's a few months from now, it's on.